I hit my head hard off of a corner of a cupboard door. I have a fair sized bump that hurts where I hit. But the other side of my head has a head ache like a bitch.
The headache wasn’t there before I hit my head. I got paranoid and wondered if I should go to the hospital, but then realized the worst case is I die in my sleep. Which made me feel better and clam down. Good ol’ non suicidal or murderous deaths are always nice to think about for your future. Accidental or my body failing me is the goal.