Mom : Did I ever tell you I was sexually assaulted?

Me: Happens all the time uptown. I get real aggressive if I can’t get away. I will get violent.

Mom:…….

Me: I kick the penis so they bleed when they pee for days after. I also will throat punch. Teaches them not to be a rapey asshole.

Dad: *laughing*

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