People didn’t really play attention to what I say. It is always a big surprise to people when they find out I love the Grim Reaper.
Friend: Wait.. What?
Me: I love him as much as unicorns and cats.
Waitress walking by: I assume that is a lot.
I like to say we have a platonic love affair, until I die. Then I am all his. I know he isn’t real, but I like to pretend he is.