People didn’t really play attention to what I say. It is always a big surprise to people when they find out I love the Grim Reaper.

Friend: Wait.. What?

Me: I love him as much as unicorns and cats.

Waitress walking by: I assume that is a lot.

I like to say we have a platonic love affair, until I die. Then I am all his. I know he isn’t real, but I like to pretend he is.

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